for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
"talk dirty to me"
Just remember that if somebody treats you like crap, there’s something wrong with them, not you. Normal people don’t just go around destroying other human beings.
— (via these-greatexpectations)