Samantha|20|California|Careless

Samantha|20|California|Careless

humorstop:

good

neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

Posted: 14 hours ago

(10:45am)

(10:42am)
August 28, 2014

(10:41am)
lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

(12:42am)
stives:

Watching the world pass by…

A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot
the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

Posted: 1 day ago
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
August 28, 2014